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Alco (n): someone who's always drunk Amadán (Omadhan) (n): idiot Any Use? Arthurs (n): a pint of Guinness; as in Arthur Guinness the founder.
That's Arthur Guiness talking (phr): when someone is talking rubbish while under the influence Arthur Scargill (n): gargle/drink; after the miners union leader in the 80s in England.
4) ‘Sometimes when I think about it, I get so lonely and I’ve realised I’m just as scared about death as anyone else and Christ you’ve only one life, and it’s hard to find ‘the one’ ya know? There was a great gif to go with this, but I can’t find it now.
That’s why I’m in this bar again, for the 7th week running, 6 pints into a night out… 6) ‘There’s a prevailing trend of trying to reduce me to the rank of simpleton as a man because of some homogeneous media-driven crusade to situate us as eternal opposites just because of our genders, but I’m presuming you’re smart enough to see through this’.
Duck's Arse (n): wet fag butt Duds (n): clothes Dummy/Dummy Tit (n): pacifier Dump (taking a) (n): sitting on the toilet, doing a #2 ! Fairy lights (n): another name for Christmas lights Falling from me, it's (phr): polite way of saying "I've got the runs" Fanny (n): female genitalia Far wack, the (n): over on the opposite side.
Eat the head off (v): attack verbally Eatin' house (n): restaurant Eccer (n): homework (from exercises) Eejit (n): idiot Effin' and blindin' (n): cursing and swearing Elephants (n): drunk Erection section (n): slow set at a disco F-word (n,a,v, etc.): used freely, mostly for strengthening an adjective. Fart around (v): to fool around Feck (n): used instead of the other F word Fecker (n): used instead of the other F word Fecky the Ninth (n): complete idiot Fib (n): a lie Fierce (a): very; 'twas fierce cold Fifty (n): stood-up (I got a fifty) 50p lifesaver (n): condom Fine thing/fine bit of stuff (n): admiring comment on member of opposite sex Fire away (v): continue, go ahead Fiver (n): 5 pound note Fla/Flah (n): very attractive person Fla/Flah (v): to have sexual intercourse with someone ( From Irish 'Fleadh' meaning party) Flah'ed out (a): exhausted Flahulach (a): flamboyant, also very generous, throwing money around Flagon (n): large 2-litre bottle, usually cider Flaming (a): drunk Flea Rake (n): a comb Flicks (n): movies, pictures Flied Lice (n): rice (in Chinese take-away accent) Flitters (a): tattered and torn Flog (v): sell Flummoxed (a): puzzled Flute (n): penis Fluthered (a): drunk Fly Cemetery (n): currant bun Flying low, you're (phr): your zip is undone FM (n): Fuckable Mother or MILF Follier-upper (n): a serial at the pictures (movies). Foostering (n): wasting time Foundered (a): freezing cold Frankie (n) : Co Down term for someone from Belfast, usually implying a broad accent and a certain lack of sophistication Fry (n): fried breakfast (typically sausage, bacon, eggs and pudding)Gaa, playing (v): gaelic football [from Gaelic Athletics Association] Gack (n): refers to a foolish or stupid person.
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Afters (n): dessert Ages (n): long time Agro (n): fight Alans or Alan Wickers(n): nickers; as in keep your alans on; calm down. " Apache (n): joyrider Ape (n): fool Ara be whist (v): shut up Arse (n): backside Arseways (a): "I did it all arseways" = I made a complete mess of it!
OK, so maybe we give off the wrong vibe sometimes, but those men folk are so very simple. I’m going to want to send you a picture of a penis very, very soon’.
Article (n): a woman, usually half in jest Artist, government (n): person 'drawing' the dole [social security] Ask me arse/bollocks; go and shite; eff off and don't be annoying me (phr): general ways of telling someone to shut up As rough as a bear's arse As scarce as hen's teeth As sharp as a beach ball As sick as a small hospital As small as a mouse's diddy As thick as two short planks As useful as a lighthouse on a bog As useful as a cigarette lighter on a motorbike.
As useless as a chocolate teapot As useless as tits on a bull As weak as a salmon in a sandpit - (hungry) At it (v): making love Aubergine (n): brinjal, egg plant Aul Man or Fella (n): father Aul Wan (n): mother Aussie kiss (n): cunnilingus /similar to a French Kiss, but given down under Away with ye / away on / Aye right (phr): I don't really believe you.
Dry Shite (n): a dull, boring person Dry up (phr): Shut up!
Dry your arse (phr): Shut up and stop acting like a child.
I made a balls of that job Balls (n): male genitalia Baluba (n): "stop acting like a Baluba". ) Baths (n): public swimming pool Battle cruiser (n): the pub; rhymes with boozer.